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BREAKING NEWS: Australia's Next Top Model Comes To VH1

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[Photo Credit: VH1 Australia’s Next Top Model contestants: Atong, Gemma, Nicole, Sam, Chloe, Zoe, Naomi, Shannon, Simmone and Allana.]

For all you America's Next Top Model fans, here comes Australia's Next Top Model.

Aside from the stress of learning the ropes of the business, the finalists also have to deal with the ups and downs of ‘model house’ life: tears and tantrums, accusations of fake breasts and theft. Then there are the cheating claims, the ‘you’re too skinny’ taunts and all the high drama you’d expect when you put 10 competitive and hugely ambitious girls under one roof!

Sounds like a typical week in my Fire Island house. Anyway, VH1 will air all eight episodes starting March 5 at 10 pm.

Single Gay Basketballer Looking For More Than Hate Mail

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John Amaechi, the former NBA basketballer who recently came out and is promoting his book Man in the Middle, is looking for some love. He's definitely not getting it from the NBA.

Philadelphia 76ers forward Shavlik Randolph said he would be fine with having a gay team-mate as long as a player did not bring his "gayness" on him.

LeBron James - one of the biggest stars in the NBA players and a member of Amaechi's former team, the Cleveland Cavaliers - said when asked if a gay player could survive in the league,

"With team-mates, you have to be trustworthy, and if you're gay and you're not admitting that you are, then you are not trustworthy."

The Human Rights Campaign is using him as their spokeman for coming out, but the still single Nigerian/English sex pot is looking for some young stud to grab on that magic stick. Any takers? Please call 1(800) I HEART GAY NBA.

Paris Gets Trashed

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Paris Hilton is in Vienna planning to attend the illustrious Vienna Opera Ball. When she cruised by the mall. Mistake. The crowd of onlookers started throwing trash.

Included in the items thrown were cigarette packs, tissues, and lipstick. Hilton later dismissed the incident as "no big deal" and said she loved her fans. She also ran into trouble in Germany yesterday because her passport had expired, and she needed the U.S. ambassador to Austria to vouch for her.

I'd a thrown some tampons, Valtrex, and a VHS tape just to piss her ass off.

Source: Superficial

Corrine Bailey Rae Wasn't Treated Like A Star

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Corrine Bailey Rae was snubbed at the Grammy's After Party when a security meathead asked her for her ID. But "Like A Star" crooner Rae didn't give a "Do you know who the fuck I am!?" speech. She simply had a friend tell him she sung at the Grammy's. Grace people, see how a little grace gets you in.

Anna Nicole Starved Her Baby To "Make It Sexy"

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Anna Nicole Smith's maid gave a testimony of what she witnessed while employed by the former Playboy Playmate. Believe me, it was not a pretty sight:

Quethlie Alexis claims she received repeated threats from Smith, aka Vickie Marshall, to "underfeed" Dannielynn because, "Ms. Marshall was obsessed with making sure that her baby was 'sexy.' Ms. Marshall knew that the correct amount of baby food was 3 ounces every 3 hours ... Ms. Marshall insisted that the maximum I was to give was 2.5 ounces." Alexis claims that Smith enforced the order by "making sure the baby monitor was kept on all the time." Alexis adds Dannielynn "is badly underweight and not thriving, as a baby should."

According to the document, Alexis says that Smith threatened to "shoot her" if the baby ever addressed the nanny as "Mummy."

I've shot cleaning ladies for a lot less than that. Once, Elena broke my boyfriend's 300 million year old fossil. OMG I tossed her ass out the window so fast there were skid marks on the balcony for a week. Then I hired another lady to clean the skid marks off.

Read the entire documents on TMZ.

Posh Takes Her Candies For A Cooling Off

Victoria Beckham's candies are on view for the whole world to see this Valentine's Day. Check out da ta ta's on a cold winter day in London. Man you could cut glass on those puppies.

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Basketballer Tim Hardaway: I Hate Gay People

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Former NBA player Tim Hardaway gave a telephone interview responding to NBA player John Amaechi coming out of the closet. The comments were made on the Dan Le Batard show on 790 The Ticket Wednesday afternoon in Florida.

"First of all I wouldn't want him on my team," said Hardaway. "Second of all, if he was on my team I would really distance myself from him because I don't think that's right and I don't think he should be in the locker room when we're in the locker room."

Le Batard took Hardaway to task, pointing out that his comments were 'flatly homophobic' and bigoted, but that only seemed to stir up the former point guard.

"Well, you know, I hate gay people," Hardaway said in response to Le Batard. "I let it be known I don't like gay people. I don't like to be around gay people. I'm homophobic. It shouldn't be in the world, in the United States, I don't like it."

Hear the audio of that interview.

Continue reading "Basketballer Tim Hardaway: I Hate Gay People" »

The Courteney and Jennifer Not-So-Dirty Liplock

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There will be less of Jennifer Aniston's nose to get in the way when her and pal Courteney Cox kiss on the March 27th episode of Dirt. Cox assures us that it won't be a gratuitous session, "no tongue." (Thanks.)

The long awaited reunion of the Friends stars was slow going. The crew was on eggshells the first day of shooting:

"When she first arrived everyone was really quiet. It was like they were giving her respect and I was like, 'This is my bud Jen. Come on people, let's have some fun.' And by day two everyone was more loose, and by day three we were having a ball."

Cox added, "Let me tell you. That girl cuts up just as much as the rest of us. She is very fun and she's goofy and she is just a doll. She is a great fun person with a great sense of humor."

People

College Jock Gets Fooled By Drag Queens

God I love a "Guess who's a real woman" show. Here's another.

Miss Swan Goes To A Gay Bar

Mad TV's funniest character, and most racist, goes to a gay bar to get some action. The only action she'll be getting is doing some queen's manicure.

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